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Sunday, September 5th, 2010
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COMFORTING THE AFFLICTED - AFFLICTING THE COMFORTABLE |
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Did Prince Philip Have Michael Jackson Murdered?
See This?
Thank You Fox News
UN Peacekeepers To Be Sent To Penyfan
Choir Centre Anger
Both Of These Guys Want America To Fail
Thank You Fox News
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Local Doctor In "Home Visit" Shock
Council Staff To Get New Uniforms
Ex Pot Noodle Miners Win Compensation
Western Mail Journalists Get Their Wish
Cameron Hot Air To Power 20,000 Homes
Police Arrest Man For Not Bowing To Stuart Gallagher
Panic In Town As Big Bright Yellow Thing Seen In Sky
Is My Doctor A Terrorist?
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Llanelli Big Brother House In Turmoil
"Westlife CD Amnesty A Success", Say Police
Ming The Merciless Elected Leader Of Liberal Democrats
Vandals Executed At Last
Chuckle Brothers To Appear At Saddam Trial
Blair Cracks Down On Nuisance Neighbour
What A Gay Day!
Tories choose New Leader For 2009 Election Defeat
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Ross Kemp Beaten Up By 10 Year Old Niece
First Bird Flu Victim Confirmed
Council To Give Employees Free Colonic Irrigation
Llanelli Rapper Tops Charts
Another "Hoodie" Ban Announced
Radio Station Apologises For Playing Modern Music
Monks To Be Banned From Town Centres
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"Charles Cannot Be Queen", Says Archbishop
Police Blame Elephants For Roof Damage
Phantom Of The Opera Waits No More
Immigrants To Face "Gullibility" Test
Blair Tells Disabled To, "Pick Up Thy Bed And Work"
D.I.Y Store Says F.U. To Local Job Seeker
Government To Force Householders To Make Cups Of Tea For Burglars
Town Sold On Ebay For 99 Pence
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A Christmas Message From The Llanelli Scar
Llanelli To Be Twinned With Fallujah
New Road Newcomers Deny Being, "Nosy Snobs"
Town On High Alert For Xmas Party Season
Unemployed To Be Renamed, "Informal Employees"
New Hollywood War Film To Be Based On Facts
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Ids Reborn
Bob The Builder Charged With Benefit Fraud Again
Blair Warns That, "Bin Laden Is Planning Attack On Santa Claus"
Blunkett Denies Affair With Jordan And Peter Andre
Ferrero Rocher Woman Jailed
Smokers Fight Back
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Report Says That, "Council Running Out Of Friends And Family To Employ"
Microsoft Word Document Found On Local Man's PC
Pobol y Cwm Actress In Welsh-Cake Scandal
Council Hires Saddam Look-a-Like To Scare Pigeons
Iceland To Sell "Two For The Price Of One" Frozen Embryos
Government Obesity Taskforce Head Named
Peaceful Israeli Attack Helicopter Damaged By Insults From Palestinian Crowd
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New Mega-Store Opens
Dracula Has Risen From The Grave
Don't Elect Another Baldy
Welsh Airforce To Get New Planes
Job Centre Staff Demand More Sick Leave
Llanelli Motorist Accused Of Stopping At Red Light
Prince Charles Denies Being Bi-Focal
Bush Haunted By Ghost Of Percy Thrower
Botanic Gardens Saved
Government Adds Abbey National To Axis Of Evil
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Carmarthenshire NHS Trust Says "Llanelli Hospital A&E Must Close"
Ross Perot To Star As Gollum In New Lord Of The Rings
Another Bomb In Iraq - Legally Blonde 2 Shown In Iraqi Cinema
Alastair Campbell Spins Out Of Number 10
President Bush Says "Women More Likely To Give Birth Than Men"
Ariel Sharon Poses For American Enterprise Institute Calendar
Tomato-Head Virus Spreads To UK
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Local Police Decide To Catch Criminals
Blair Tells Truth - Thousands Die From The Shock
Tramp Arrested For Making Dirty Bomb
Giant Lobster Terrorises Town
Jeffrey Archer Launches New Website -
Liars Reunited
God And Satan In Historic Deal: All Evangelists Hellbound
Anglican Church Votes To Continue Burning Catholics
Tony Martin Shoots Window Cleaner With Bazooka
Anne Widdecombe Leaves Atomic Kitten
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Bald Man Grows Full Head Of Hair Waiting For Train
Andy Pandy Tells Asylum Seekers, "Time To Go Home"
A Nation Mourns As Tom Jones' Sperm Count Drops To Zero
Tories Demand Referendum On Reality
Parasite And Son Of Parasite Visit Wales
ITN Reporter Sacked For Not Saying "Controversial" Before Every Report
Daily Mail Readers To Get Free Brain Scans
UK Launches "Brain Cells For The USA" Appeal
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Llanelli Bids for 2012 Olympic Games
Hundred New Call Centres For Cardiff
Council Bans Line Dancing
Weapons Of Ma's Destruction
Pardon Me Boy, Is That The Cat That Chewed the Choo-Choo
Catholic Church Votes To Allow Lap Dancing Nuns
Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen Signs For Cardiff Rugby Club
"Bin Laden Was My Lover", Says Ulrika
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Local Feng Shui Expert Arrested For Disorderly Conduct
Catherine Zeta Jones Weds Father Jack
Pope Refuses To Give Up Bungee Jumping
Ex - Iraqi Information Minister Joins Plaid Cymru
Police Admit Being Afraid Of The Dark
Town Mayor Caught Fiddling
Ken Barlow To Appear In New Star Wars Film
North Wales Man Collapses In Town Centre
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Prince Charles In Hospital
Saddam's Kebab Shop Demolished By Cruise Missile
Tony Blair To Star In Re-Make Of Lawrence Of Arabia
Cliff Richard: "I Should Have Married Chewbacca"
Lost Tribe Found Near Pontyberem
Bush And Blair To Marry After War
On-The-Spot Fines For Ugly People
Local Company Develops New Mobile Phone
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Rainbow Alliance Still Possible
New North-South Air Service Starts
Archeologists Find Rhodri Morgan's Integrity
"Tipit" Star In Steroids Scandal
Brown Promises "Modern Slavery For A Modern Britain"
Trust Official Disappears Up His Own Arse
Tis The Season To Be Vindictive
Genesis To Tour Again
Govenment To "Name and Shame" ITV Bosses
Polish Prostitutes "Not Taking Work" from Local Ones
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Michael Howard To Deport Himself If he Wins
Government Releases Iraq War Advice
Father Jack Is New Pope
Surprise Witness Called In Michael Jackson Trial
Reformers Demand A Pope Who Is A One Legged Black Lesbian Vegetarian
Local Man Mislays Reading Glasses
Welsh Assembly To Appoint Minister For Paper Clips
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Prince Harry In Trouble Again
Aliens Abducted By Michael Jackson
Michael Howard Unveils His Spring Collection Of Policies
Tsunami Relatives Beg Cliff Richard Not To Sing
Blair Back From Holiday At Last
Freemasons Decide To Obey The Law
Robbie Williams Swings At Last
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Trimsaran Man Celebrates Wearing A Balaclava For 150 Years
Junkies And Drunks Say "Ordinary People Are Making Our Lives A Misery"
Steven The Cat Deported From The USA
Oh Arrr - Pro Hunting Protestors Invade Parliament
The Return Of Spock
Evil Slime Appears In New York
Israeli Fencing Team Wins Olympic Gold
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New Statue Of Liberty Unveiled
John Kerry To Have Charisma Transplant Operation
Old Wives Tales And Superstitions Debunked
Asylum Seekers Take Revenge On Daily Mail Readers
Gardener Denies Fondling Woman's Clematis
Evil Dictator Meets Colonel Gaddafi
"Lottery Win Will Not change My Life", Says Queen
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D.I.Y. Fanatic Digs His Own Grave
Shoe-Bomber Appeal To Be Sponsored By Nike
Bush To Send Saddam To Mars
Toys R Us Sells Thunderbird Condoms
Lord Hutton Blames Basil Brush
Yesteryear Remembered
Blair Says Mother Theresa Had WMDs
Sun Journalist In Sex Scandal
Fishface's Walks
Llanelli To Be Moved To Carmarthen
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Bin Laden Makes Pact With The Borg - Now We Are F***ed!
John Prescott Replaced By Coffee Machine
Madonna Shocks Fans By Having A Quiet Night In
Rumsfeld Fails To Make A Good Impression
Pot Noodle Shortage Causes Riots In Manchester
Blair Declares Pirates Of The Caribbean A Terrorist Organisation
Myfanwy The Sheep Voted Welsh Personality Of 2003
Eighties Night Goes Too Far
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Phew! What A Scorcher
Local Authority I.T. Department Denies Nepotism
US Forces Capture Man Who Shook Hands With Saddam
Hi Honey I'm Gnome
Daily Mail Says Blair Murdered Dr Kelly
Californian Democrats Send Terminator Back In Time To Stop Arnie Being Born
"How Many F****** Doors Has That Car Got?"
US Forces Capture Chemical Oli
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Well Bugger Me - Gay Bishop Appointed
Zoot Alors! Henman Wimps Out Of Wimbledon Again
Intruder Spoils Prince William's Birthday Party
Effeminate Boys And Girly Girls Rush To Buy New Harry Potter Book
President Bush In Africa Asks "Why Are All These Black People Here?"
New AOL Software To Include Erection Stopper
Bill O'Reilly Awarded The Iron Cross By
President Bush
Bush Tells Isle Of Man To De-Leg Or Face The Consequences
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Fate Of Christianity To Be Decided Once And For All
Robin Cook Elected New Iraqi President
Faking Private Lynch
SARS Strikes Welsh Sportsmen
Anne Robinson To Be Executed Next Month
Blair Sends Biggles To Find WMDs
John Prescott Denies Being Hooked On Ecstasy
Punctuation Expert In Comma After Colon Operation
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Tories Say "Not Enough Poor People In Llanelli"
Nil Point For UK In Eurovision Song Contest
Fishing, With The Ex-Iraqi Information Minister
"Nob Jokes Not Funny", Say Freed Iraqi Eunuchs
Saddam Captured At Last
Women Only Car Park A Success
Coed Cae Pupil Suspended For Having IDS Haircut
Yippee! Cardiff Loses Out In City Of Culture Bid
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U.K. Forces Deny Using Almond Cluster Bombs
Tutankhamun Was "Born In Bynea", Claims Local Historian
Gas! Gas! Gas! Chemical Alert As Local Man Breaks Wind
Mosul Captured By Elite U.S. Tickling Regiment
Council Tax Protestors Tear Down Statue Of Council Leader
Police Warn Of Bogus Invoices
Jeffrey Archer Claims "Queen Was My Sex Slave"
Local Company Makes Car Fuelled By Lard
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More English Asylum Seekers Caught
Local Man Sets Up New "Hearts" Scheme
Stradey School Teacher Suspended After Four Pupils Die Of Boredom
Swan Holds Ducks Hostage At Penclacwydd
Polo Mint Addiction Rises By 30%
Trimsaran Destroyed As Pembrey Mountain Erupts Again
Big Cat Terrorises The Town
Local Council Bans Giraffe Hunting
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